llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via tom--haverf0rd)

adamsackler:

“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers

(Source: genest, via tom--haverf0rd)

dressingofranch:

avatarloki:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright

the ordinary barrier reef

(via tom--haverf0rd)

I look like a lesbian today and i’m perfectly okay with that lol

I’m at orientation and bored af someone talk to me